One of my favorite conspiracy theories is the Disney princess theory. I’ve basically taken the Frozen-Tangled theory and put it on steroids. Since there are way too many Disney princesses for me to explain all of their connections to each other I just gonna keep going until my hands want to fall off my arms.
#1. Anna is related to Elsa (duh!). The movie Frozen directly states this.
-Elsa is adopted which is why she looks nothing like her dark-haired relatives
#2. Anna is related to Rapunzel because they’re mothers are sisters.
-Similar facial and body features (ex. eyes).
#3. Elsa is Cinderella’s grand daughter, (she got her powers from her mother’s story) she has her grandmother’s hair and eyes and her mother’s pale skin.
Now to a different section (2) (we’ll link them back again later)
#4. Ariel’s mother is Merida. After leaving Atlantica as a teen, Merida is taken in by the clan and after fighting for her freedom realizes she still isn’t free on land.
-Merida’s three brothers are the first of a long line of boys
#5. Merida’s brothers are the oldest of Hans’ brothers (Hans is Merida’s younger brother)
-Scotland is an island that south of Norway (where Arendelle is) and Prince Hans is “of the Southern Iles)
#6. Hans’ youngest brother leaves to explore and ends up poor because of his lack of finances.
Section 3
#7. Hans and Merida’s youngest brother, Aladdin, finds himself in Agrabah and meets a beautiful girl named Jasmine whom he falls in love with and marries.
-Jasmine’s daughter is very adventurous, she runs away from home to the east.
#8. Jasmine’s daughter falls in love with a Chinese man named (Fa) and has a beautiful daughter whom she names Mulan.
-Still just as adventurous as her ancestors, Mulan ends up saving all of China, and in the process loses her child who floats away in a basket. Only to be later found by an Indian chief, who is crossing the Bering Straight.
#9. The Indian chief raises the girl as his own and after numerous generations, a daughter by the name of Pocahontas comes along.
Section 4
#10. Princess Aurora has a beautiful son whom she names John.
-John wants to find new land and for his mother goes on an expedition with a mean old fat guy and his dog Percy.
#11. John meets a beautiful native girl who he falls in love with, but must leave behind.
– After returning home John realizes he must follow his heart, but it is too late.
#12. John’s lost love Pocahontas is tormented by her loss and tries to cross the ocean to find John.
– She fails and ends up in New Orleans.
#13. Pocahontas has a daughter with a poor black man and names her Tatianna.
Section 5
#14. The black magic used on Tatianna and her husband,catches up with them and makes them change and they leave New Orleans to hide.
-They colonize Atlantis.
#15. Tatianna’s descendants have evolved to fit Atlantis’ climat better. Her (many greats) great-grand daughter, Kida still has that curious gene.
#16. Atlantis’ gems were brought to them by strange men who mined gems for a living… Dwarfs, maybe?
Section 6
#17. Belle has a beautiful dark haired daughter, but the witch from the Beast’s past comes back to exact revenge.
-The witch locks Belle’s daughter away in a tower
#18. Drusilla (Cinderella’s stepsister) married the Prince after Cindy’s unfortunate passing.
– Drusilla passes quickly and Lady Tremaine is left to tend to Cinderella and the Prince’s daughter.
#19. Snow White is kept away from the world by Lady Tremaine to keep her unhappy.
Final Section
o Snow White runs away with her Prince, but can’t deal with her daughter’s magic and gives her to a lonely King and Queen who live in Arendelle with their infant, Anna.
o Kida meets Milo, an English man who has a numerous number of great-great grandfathers by the name of John
o After Atlantis is submerged completely it becomes inhabited by mer-people and becomes Altantica
Hopefully I made this clear enough… And if I forgot a princess let me know… But I tried my best and you have to admit this level of depth is pretty impressive for some random blogger.
Peace Out, Courtney