1. Spaghetti or Stringy, Saucy Pasta
Not a good idea in general, but especially on a first date. I am quite sure that there is no “right way” to eat spaghetti… Honestly, as a teen I have never seen someone eating this dish while looking classy and/or sophisticated. (Also, if you must eat this black and maroon are the best colours since the sauce will blend into it or at least be less visible)
2. Wings (Buffalo, Chicken…)
Although this spicy, tangy, juicy meat dish may seem appealing, I assure you it is not a good idea. Finger food is fine whenever sauce isn’t involved. Wings are actually quite difficult to eat because of their shape eating the meat in the centre makes the ends (covered in sauce) touch your cheeks. Also some wings can give you those tiny strings of meat that just love getting stuck in your teeth.
3. Ribs
Just looking at this picture my mouth is watering… But just like with the wings the amount of barbecue sauce on these savoury ribs is hazardous to your facial cleanliness as well as your dignity.
4. Excessive Garlic
Of course in a small proportion garlic won’t be a danger to your breath, but if you’re someone who loves piling on an excess amount of garlic you may want to hold off until after day one. Of course if you don’t plan on getting that close to your date it is less of a problem, but be aware of how close is too close… Because man does garlic ever STINK!
5. Corn on the Cob
Although amazingly olaftastic, corn on the cob is pretty hard to eat without a) looking like a pig or b) having warm butter drip down your chin. Assuming you want to keep hold of your dignity, these two events are not particularly favourable in the case of a first date. But by all means once you know the person pig out, ’cause let’s be honest, this stuff is good.
6. Ice Cream Cones
OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! Ok so I love ice cream, but when I was out with friends the other day, I realized just how awkward eating an ice cream cone is in public, let alone on a date… You’re basically sticking your tongue out into the world from any random creeper (Minecraft reference!) to see… Not to mention that you are licking a dripping cone filled with white (or chocolate or whatever weird flavours you people like) semi-liquid substance… For those of you who get it ‘nough said. For those of you who don’t you’re probably not old enough to be dating.
7. Carbonated Drinks
So, in general I am not one who enjoys these fizzy drinks, but if you’re someone who does you’re probably aware of what those little bubbles do to you. They make you want/have to burp… A lot. This is seriously frowned upon if you’re having a serious date… There are exceptions of course… But in general unintentional burping is not a good thing to promote.
8. Tacos/Fajitas/Those other ones that are basically the same thing
Who doesn’t like a good old taco ? The answer… You’re outfit. I know from personal experience just how hard it can be to eat a taco without all you’re stuff inside falling out… Or the shell breaking… But on a date it’s probably better to not risk it seeing as you have a very low chance of successfully eating a taco.
9. Salad
Salad is always a healthy option, but you don’t want to come off as one of those people who starves themselves… It can (apparently) be taken as an insult if you don’t just accept an actual meal from your date… But salad is always good for an appetizer!
10. Filet Mignon
Do not be alarmed this dish is not particularly difficult to eat, nor does it give you gas, but it is pricey. On a first date you’re trying to make a first impression, so buying the most expensive thing possible may say “I am worth the cash!” or it could be saying “Date me and you’ll be broke in a week!” So, find a happy medium between pricey and cheap.
Hopefully I have aided you in you’re first date meal choosing plans… For more TOPS (top 10 or 5 or however many more) comment your ideas below! Subscribe to the blog!!!
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